An author. He sells pretty well. I hear he's alright, but I don't have much patience for books. [What exactly Jason does with his time off work seems to be a bit of a mystery even to him. Sleep. He sleeps a lot. And stares into space.] My father had a library of them, and what I say is he could have at least had the foresight to put a few manuals about business in there. Or at least a copy of The Union Single. It might have given him some useful ideas.