Then people have a very funny idea of what other people should be reading about them. [Then again, people seem to have weird ideas about what other people should know about them at all, in Jason's book. He knows far too much about some of his coworkers and he doesn't even have to snoop for it. It takes some of the fun out of hoarding secrets when people have no shame.

He shrugs.] You're Jade Ellsworth, that's all I give a damn about. [Then he looks at the tree with skepticism.]

I hope you don't expect me to water that.