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<JADED> hey, you've reached Jade.
<JADED> leave a message or whatever and i'll get back to you.
<JADED> God, I hope this shitty thing actually works.
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Yeah. Yeah, I could see that. Faeries are... [She pauses for just a moment. This is not the time for Jade to say why she's terrified of faeries and their abilities.] My friend Oliver's a faerie. If you want advice or whatever, he'd be happy to help you. And you're lucky. Faerie's are like, the prettiest monster.
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I don't think I've met Oliver, but I'll keep an eye open.
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I can introduce you to him if you want. I live with him and his boyfriend.
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[Right. Yes. There's plenty of people here who don't think that's strange. She knows that. It just sometimes still catches her off-guard when people talk about it so casually, is all.]
I'd like that, mayhap. We'll see.
Uh, about the job...?
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Right. Right, the job. Sorry. I can give you the tour? Or, uh, if you wanna tell me how you'd be interested in helping... I could use help sewing or just stocking stuff and cleaning. Keeping up with orders and deliveries too. Seriously, whatever you'd be interested in doing, we could make it work.
[Jade trails off, slightly embarrassed. She feels like she sounds too desperate, not just for an employee but for a friend her own age.
The truth is, she kind of is.]
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I can sew a little. I'd be happy to try, anyroad, though I reckon I've got some learnin' to do. And I'll do the rest, too. I ain't shy of workin', and it sounds like you got a lot on your plate.
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Awesome. On slow nights I usually do a lot of sewing so I can help you then and teach you some of the basic patterns I always follow, like the hoodies and jeans and shit. Some of the custom stuff, I'll keep doing on my own. And I definitely need help with customers. Some locals have started coming to the store and I'm not exactly the most approachable looking monster...
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I can manage that, I reckon. Don't sound like too much.