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<JADED> hey, you've reached Jade.
<JADED> leave a message or whatever and i'll get back to you.
<JADED> God, I hope this shitty thing actually works.
<deadbabyjoke>
universes work in weird ways
and never the same way twice it seems
was she bad or annoying or something? is that why you dont want to be her?
<jaded>
<bumhug>
well fuck her
<jaded>
<bumhug>
now you know
so you don't have to become her
you have control over your own future
Re: <bumhug>
<bumhug>
but im ALWAYS right.
<jaded>
<bumhug>
that was weird
it says you sent me a message but it must have contained a lie so i just can't read it! weird!
<jaded>
<bumhug>
<jaded>
i mean, shit, we were still joking, huh. you can forget i said that. you're probably not looking to get stuck with a shitty little sister.
<bumhug>
but also not really
cause its sort of too late, i already adopted you
so now youre the one stuck with me
<jaded>
<bumhug>
likewise
you nerd