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<JADED> hey, you've reached Jade.
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<JADED> God, I hope this shitty thing actually works.
<oliver>
He wanted to be in denial for an extra year, but he's turning 30.
I think it goes without saying he wants you do be there for it, but will you make him a cake?
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I'm going to make dinner for us plus Natasha.
He just wants something small, but I want it to be special for him.
<jaded>
did you get him a present? what did you get him?
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He said he wanted to keep it small.
Me. You. Natasha. That's who he wants there.
I haven't got him anything yet.
I thought he was 29 so I figured dinner and a nice day would be good enough.
His 30th is different though.
I need to work something out.
<jaded>
oh, is he like, too old for gifts? is a gift a stupid idea? if it's stupid, i don't have to finish mine...
<oliver>
He isn't the type to deny he wants a party if he actually does.
He's not too old. No one's ever too old.
We're just still pretty new and I don't want him to think I'm going overboard.
Whatever you're doing you should finish it.
What are you going to give him?
<jaded>
a hammock. i thought he could nap out in the woods sometimes.
<oliver>
I can handle dinner.
If you wouldn't mind making one of the cakes chocolate orange though I think Soeki would really like that.
Aw, that's nice. :)
At least then when he does go he won't be sleeping on the ground.
<jaded>
yeah, and he can use it during the day too when he's napping and recovering and whatever. i thought maybe he might want to be able to spend more time outside during the day, and this way he can and he can still rest. i know i would like that.
<oliver>
Yeah, that's a really good idea.
He's going to like it a lot.
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He'll think it's really nice.
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I'm going to have to figure something good out.
Do you think it'd freak him out if I gave him a key?
<jaded>
uh, no? i don't think so. i think he'd like that. he'd probably freak out a little, but not in a bad way.
<oliver>
I just meant you'd be a good person to get an opinion from.
You aren't weird though.
Soeki is way weirder than you.
I don't know.
He knows he's welcome any time, but we're still really new.
Maybe that would scare him off.
I just don't know what else I could get that would actually mean something.
<jaded>
you guys hang out at your place a lot, right? does he have a den there? could you make one?
<oliver>
He's really not cooler than you though.
He doesn't, but it's not like I have much space there to do things like that.
Plus I really like having an actual bed.
I guess you can never have too many throw pillows though.
<jaded>
oh, okay. maybe you should have the key and also a backup gift in case the key freaks him out, though i really don't think he'll hate it.
<oliver>
I promise he isn't.
[Like Oliver's sense of humor is any better.]
Maybe I should just move straight onto back up ideas.
What did you mean by freak him out, but not in a bad way?
<jaded>
like, he might be overwhelmed? or scared that he's gonna fuck things up. and that's different than not wanting a key.
<oliver>
That's still bad freaking out.
I think I need to remember he's not like me so romantic gestures on his birthday probably aren't what he's looking for.
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