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[fourthsaken]

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<jaded>

[fourthsaken]

2010. that's what year it was back home when i got here, who knows what year it is there now.

is this the first birthday you've had here?

<deadbabyjoke>

[thefuckingbeam]

hmm yeah id be old as fuck then

yeah it is
i came just after my birthday last year, by a few days
but i wasnt exactly in the celebrating mood

<jaded>

[fourthsaken]

that sorta happened to me too. i came in june, so i had to wait like 11 months for my first birthday here. it sucked. i'd be like, 19 if all that time counted.

<bumhug>

[thefuckingbeam]

time is bullshit
i know this more than anyone
my wife is from 1965
i'm from 1987
it's weird

<jaded>

[fourthsaken]

wait, what? how'd you meet her?

<bumhug>

[thefuckingbeam]

time shenanigans and also interdimensional travel bullshit
our friend jake is from 1975

<jaded>

[fourthsaken]

and susan? when's she from? way before that.

<bumhug>

[thefuckingbeam]

way before that AND from a different world
so for all we know it could be way after and the worlds just gone to shit

<jaded>

[fourthsaken]

is that the same world bert's from?

<bumhug>

[thefuckingbeam]

yeah. just a less affluent part of it.

<jaded>

[fourthsaken]

wait, wait, is bert like, rich? how rich? shit. why didn't i know that?

<bumhug>

[thefuckingbeam]

i dont think so
maybe his family was
theres a lot i dont know
but im guessing he grew up almost as well-off as roland did

<jaded>

[fourthsaken]

do you think he'd care that i'm not rich? like, at all? a lot of the kids at school could tell. they knew i wasn't rich and i didn't come from somewhere cool and it just made me even more different.

<bumhug>

[thefuckingbeam]

aw jade he wont give a shit about that i promise
hes not like some hoity toity nobleman or anything
hes a decent guy

<jaded>

[fourthsaken]

right. you're right. he's cool. he won't care. i hope.

<bumhug>

[thefuckingbeam]

he won't
and if he did id kick his ass

<jaded>

[fourthsaken]

what? no, no, you don't have to do that!

<bumhug>

[thefuckingbeam]

i wont as long as he acts right

<jaded>

[fourthsaken]

what do you mean?

<bumhug>

[thefuckingbeam]

i mean he better not do anything to hurt you

<jaded>

[fourthsaken]

omg, you read my post.

<bumhug>

[thefuckingbeam]

surprise

<jaded>

[fourthsaken]

fuck.

<bumhug>

[thefuckingbeam]

dude its fine
if you want to go out on dates you can, youre an adult

<jaded>

[fourthsaken]

you guys didn't talk about it did you?